Vaginismus: My vagina’s locked down like a penitentiary.

One thing I suspect: If you’re vacuuming your sheets, it’s time to wash them.

Carmina Burana and Fritjof Capra: another glum Friday.

Why are things more intriguing when they are not to scale: smaller, larger?

Some things look better from farther away, and by that I mean my ass.

A woman carries her bulk pack of paper towels into Pawn X-Change.

Why the scissors have gone missing: I used them to trim my pubic hair.

This is not the first time I’ve eaten cheesecake shortly after midnight.

Two minutes into the day and already I want yesterday back.

All the birds fly in one direction but don’t seem to know each other.