Content warning. I dreamed the leader I call Rumprot invented something called IUEDs, which stands for intrauterine explosive devices. He was booby trapping us, and he had a monstrous way of both placing and checking for these devices, which he passed off as absolutely necessary for national security and which he joked was like enacting a reverse breach birth. When he tried to check me for an IUED, I startled from the dream with an abrupt, layered utterance like a baby grand piano dropped from a penthouse the moment it hits the pavement. My strings are taut. They’re still vibrating. Good morning.