Mutually Assured Distraction

The world sounds like an endlessly compressing accordion

Apostrophetal: The assumption of the fetal position after being exposed to too many improperly used apostrophes.

The tenderness of spring reminds me how tender we all are.

I don’t really see the point. But I am open to the possibility of there being one.

One thousand thoughts between two that matter.

Microsoft Word just suggested I change “dysfunctionally” to “dysfunction ally.” That’s what I need: an ally with whom I can share my dysfunction.

A marriage between two people with ADHD can be summed up in three words: mutually assured distraction.

If we loved living beings more than we love war: biological welfare.

It took more than three years, but I finally found Hayden’s tickle spot.